Piggus Interruptus

February 19, 2008 at 10:15 pm 2 comments


Forget Bindi Irwin and her weird-ass creepy new doll — Chillpig has been abducted!

Chillpig abducted could Bindi Irwin find a way to profit from thisThis is serious people — we’re talking DefCon5, high red alert status!

The thinking at this point is the effin’ B’s highly skilled professionals on the second floor (or the first???) made a little five-finger discount on the heavenly slice of ham I call Chillpig. Clearly they can’t handle the Chillinator being on the loose and felt a need to try and harness his power.

Oh they’ll learn … they’ll learn …

Chillpig is, in many ways, not unlike young Bindi herself. He is charismatic and knows how to have a good time. But there are two subtle differences between the beloved CP and young BI …

1.) Chillpig’s mom doesn’t whore him out to the highest paying commercial interest.

2.) Chillpig would never be able to get freakishly excited about profiting from his father’s untimely death. I mean, it’s sad that he died and all but geezus girl — find your own road. Skating on the memory of your dead dad is just, well, creepy.

In the meantime — keep an eye out for Chillpig, ‘kay?

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Entry filed under: Gossip, News, Politics, Uncategorized.

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2 Comments

  • 1. Abductor  |  February 20, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    Chillpig better watch his back!

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  February 20, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


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