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THEY LIED!!!


All of those Sally Sunshines running around the last few months talking shit about how the New Great Depression is over lied!

It is SO not over!
In fact, we may be headed for mega monetary malaise right NOW!

How do I know?
THIS is how!
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World of Decor is soon to be no more!

They even say ‘The end is near’ RIGHT THERE on their billboard of DOOM!

People! Don’t stop buying decor!
The earth can’t survive with no decor and heaven knows I can’t get my decor at just any store!

Hell no!
It’s got to be from World of Decor. It just has to!
They’re not some dinky Decor Depot, Decor Den or Debbie’s Decor Delights (yuk).
No, my friends. This is WORLD of Decor — where they have everything you need to trick our your trailer, put the haute in your habitat and the couture in your crib!

You need them!

Dispossessed of decor, how will you appoint your abode (or cardboard box under the freeway overpass) to reflect the true beauty, elegance and sophistication that says cheap laminate ‘YOU’ to all who enter?
You won’t!

Divested of decor, how will you complete your lawn lion army?!
You won’t!!

Devoid of decor, how will you Louis XIV your living space?!?
YOU WON’T!!!

ACK!

I mean, oh sure, I can go anywhere to get my knick-knacks, tchotchkes and all-around dust-catchers. But when it comes to 15-foot-tall molded-cement statuary or gold-plated or velvet-covered anything – well I shouldn’t have to tell you that you can’t just pick that shit up anywhere, you know.

This is bad … just don’t make it worse by letting anyone from ‘Real Housewives: New Jersey’ know, ‘kay?

June 6, 2010 at 4:25 pm 3 comments

R.I.P. Gulf Coast Environment


If you had a white cross to label, what would it say?

And Thank You to Writechic for posting lovely photos from the Gulf … while that is still possible.

And fuck you to BP for … well, you know

June 3, 2010 at 6:54 pm 12 comments

Help me out for a sec …


When passing a Prius slathered in stickers proclaiming love and devotion to all things environmental and greeniliciously earthly …

… and the driver pushes a McDonald’s bag out onto that terrific terra through the window while driving the Florida Turnpike …

… what is that?

Irony?
Hypocrisy?

June 2, 2010 at 6:42 pm 9 comments

A Work of Art


Every person knows at least one.
Every town has at least one.

At least one individual who brings the hotness like nobody’s business, that is.

Where I live – that individual is Palm Beach County Schools Superintendent Art Johnson.

Just look at that hot slut!
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Art Johnson 100% raw sex appeal, sunshine and magic. A feast for the eyes you want to snack on forEVER!

He is so hot even his own face can’t keep up with the cool!
His hotnesss is literally burning the hair off his head!!
I can’t even look at Art Johnson without applying sunscreen!!!

H-O-T!

Go ahead and be jealous you non-Palm Beachers – but not too jealous.
‘Cuz remember …

Every person knows at least one.
Every town has at least one.

Who’s yours?

May 27, 2010 at 2:16 pm 7 comments

Ummm …


SOURCE

May 26, 2010 at 2:19 pm 2 comments

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