And suddenly I feel all …
September 18, 2011 at 8:41 pm 5 comments
Well, seizurey for damn sure … but then I take a step back and ponder Scrawberreh Shoatcake a 
while longer and suddenly I’m all …
… nah, still seizurey.
I mean, I get it.
I know we can’t all be Sahar!
Hell, Sahar can barely handle being Sahar!!
But try, ‘kay?
Maybe just a little?
Because jammin’ your hams into a mess like that is among the wrongest kinds of wrongs.
That pank is stank, yo!
I’m serious.
Stop it.
Because perpetrating this kind of absolute rock-bottom fashion fuckery is ick and blech and ptooey and I’m pretty sure illegal in several states because of all of the aforementioned reasonation-type shit not to mention it hurts my fucking EYES!
MY EYES!!!!!!
So seriously — stop it.
Frealz.
Because landing your bedazzled butt on POWM or Poorly Dressed should not be your goal, your fallback position or your alibi.
So, like, seriously really — stop it.
Because some things you just can’t un-see.
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Ric | September 18, 2011 at 10:51 pm
Please tell me she was arrested by Homeland Security operatives and sent to Guantanamo for committing a serious act of fashion terror.
It’s gonna take me weeks to get that image out of my mind. I may have to go for a lobotomy.
Have you no mercy, Cookie? At long last have you no sense of decency? Is there not a single kind bone in your mind? How could you do this to us, your loyal fans and followers and supplicants?
2.
Jason | September 19, 2011 at 12:25 am
I clicked on this post because of the hot pic.
3.
Ric | September 19, 2011 at 1:11 am
Everybody in Vancouver said you were deranged, but I didn’t want to believe it. But now that you’ve admitted it perhaps Cookie can get you some help. Whaddya say, Cookie?
4.
Jason | September 19, 2011 at 2:17 am
I think Vancouver was right. I’m happy they’re all talking about me, I’m glad they remembered.
5.
Noni | September 19, 2011 at 11:25 pm
He said bone …