I WANT ONE!!!
May 23, 2010 at 7:49 pm 4 comments
I am so jealous!
Chloë Sevigny has what can only be described as THE perfect accessory for summer – her very own drag queen!
I AM SO JEALOUS!!!
I mean, it’s not just that I deserve my own drag queen — WHICH I TOTALLY DO – it’s also that I have EARNED that bitch, goddamnit!!
Is a drag queen not a living caricature?
::: Me :::
Does a drag queen not live to entertain??
::: ME :::
Are drag queens not all hairspray, fabulosity and sequiny-superspecialness???
::: MEEEEEE!!! :::

The obvious obviosity of me being deserving of of my own drag queen cannot be more … well … OBVIOUS!
Come on Donna Summersault or Eineeta Lay — I’m ready!!!
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1.
Ric | May 23, 2010 at 7:54 pm
I am so out of it… who the hell is Chloe Sevigny? (I assume it’s not the guy wearing the wig and stuff in the video.)
2.
thecookie | May 23, 2010 at 8:38 pm
she’s on Big Love (HBO) and was in Brown Bunny
Good for YOU for not knowing who she is!!
3.
Ric | May 23, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Then it’s true that ignorance is a saving grace! I should start a church, The Holy Church of Ignorant Grace Redeemed. I could make a fortune!
4.
writechic | May 24, 2010 at 1:07 am
Those boots should be in the Smithsonian! Fabu!