Happy Fourth, Bitches!
July 2, 2009
Yeah, it’s a day [and a half, give or take] early but this ho’s gotta get her 
long-weekend bender a’brewin’ so I do not have time to dwell on the demise of Jeff Goldblum as reported by Jeff Goldblum or any of the other not-dead celebs not out there being dead or dying and stuff.
No time for that shit, ‘kay?
I gotsta get my drink on – and you do, too – it’s, like, the law!
So crack it, pour it, mix it and raise it high for a Happy Adoption of the Declaration of Independence Day!
Let’s party like it’s 1776 …
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allthatswrong | July 2, 2009 at 8:50 pm
I’ll drink to that shit.
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flash | July 6, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Cool!