GEEZUS!
March 30, 2009
Holy shit!
That’s one manly Messiah!
What seductively suggestive soul — sure to soon be locked in a forever dance of doom with the devil — designed this provocative piece of plastic?!?
I bet it was a nun.
Oh you KNOW it was a nun!
Those bitches prolly have boners on the brain 24-7!
And who could blame them?? They are married to the man, right?
Go for it, girls!
Hell, this bad boy beats my dashboard Redeemer any day! I’m totally looking for this shit on eBay and putting in a bid!
Just be warned if you decide to get one for yourselves, kiddies …
I hear you can go blind just from touching it …
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Noni | March 30, 2009 at 2:29 pm
You may burn eternally, but something tells me you’ll be laughing the whole time.
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writechicpress | March 30, 2009 at 3:09 pm
I couldn’t have that in my house. I’d never leave it alone.
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Ponchita | March 30, 2009 at 8:23 pm
OK OMG!! My grandmother had one of these in a bedroom all the grandkids used to stay in when we went for visits. This blog just made me laugh my ass off……
Cause I guess when you aren’t Catholic enough, you need Jesus everytime you flip a switch is what we used to tell my grandma.
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lifeisacookie | March 31, 2009 at 10:03 am
NO WAY! Seriously — that is awesome, Ponchita! … So, uh, you touched it then?
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Ponchita | March 31, 2009 at 7:43 pm
I cannot kiss and tell!