Ewwww pig … souie!
I’m all over this new extreme sport like white on rice (smotthered in roasted pig).
Mr. State Rep Sid Miller (of Texas) needs a hand shake and a cold cerveza from this dude because he’s offerin up legislation that will give regular-type guys like me the chance to get a permit to hunt feral hogs from the skies.
All righty then … Where do I sign up?!?
People have actually seen them fornicate in their faces, as if to say “don’tcha wish your species was hot like me …don’tcha?”
But they do wreak havoc on land and property, adding up to million$ each year.
Hmmmm — can you say stimulus assistance?
Hellllooooo pork spending!
There are those, however, who really want Oliver and the rest of their thousands upon thousands — upon estimated TWO MILLION family members — not to be fired upon.
I’m sure that those opposing will be happy to let a few thousand hogs hang out at their places for some friendly foraging — NOT!
Maybe even some classes on diversity to get the hogs to understand that it’s a “no no” to tear up other peoples shit?!?
Uh … no. Sorry, ain’t gonna happen here.
Let’s get the bazooka and hit the air!
Apparently, some eleven hundred hunters did get permits last year here in Texas — and they’re shootin from the skies!!
What makes them so special?
I don’t know, but I’m going through my curled up phonebook today to see if any of my buddies already have liscenses to hunt these porkers.
Game on fatty-porker!