A Lite Reid
December 13, 2008
The delicious nugget of sophisticated elegance that is human mattress Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center for a little Rehab 101.
::: probably more like a 500-level class in this case … :::
I’m shocked really.
No way I saw THAT one coming a mile away wearing fuck-me pumps and screaming ‘Ahh wohnna nuthur shohttt!!’ through a megaphone on Sunday morning.
Nope.
Total surprise.
Godspeed, delicate flower.
Godspeed.
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this buddy of mine | December 13, 2008 at 3:54 pm
She is one to bring home to momma
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lifeisacookie | December 13, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Yeah — she is womanhood in all its femininity personified!
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curious | December 14, 2008 at 7:44 pm
yummy! i like me some drunk, nine toed hookers. i hear she will preform sexual acts on you for 1000k and let others watch for 100 a head. oops, did i say head? well anyway, she is the girl of my dreams. let me find a cash machine.
they’re going to kill that poor woman!
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lifeisacookie | December 15, 2008 at 11:06 am
A Big Lebowski reference!!!!!
Woo hoo — I love that movie!
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Ponchita | March 9, 2009 at 4:29 pm
You should have a dedicated weekly to hot messes like Tara Reid, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.