Every dog (owner) has her day
September 23, 2008
When an evil, murderous bitch (left) gets 15 to life for allowing her mutant killer canines to do the unthinkable … somewhere in heaven a former lacrosse coach gets her wings.
A San Francisco judge this week sentenced Marjorie Knoller to some well-deserved hard time, seven goddamned long ass years after her two blood-thirsty Presa Canarios fatally mauled her neighbor, Dianne Whipple, in the hallway of their San Francisco apartment building.
And by mauled I mean the hounds from hell ambushed the woman and ripped her to pieces in an attack that lasted at least five minutes.
Now think on what that kind of torture might like — being chewed up and pulled apart in bloody, fleshy bits by angry animals mere centimeters from your own front door while their owner stands aside in her own apartment listening … but doing nothing.
With a weird Aryan connection and allegations of homophobia and zoophilia, this case was disgusting from every angle.
I hope they stick Marjorie Knoller in a bayou prison with no air conditioning in a cell with a view of the gnat and maggot-infested mess hall garbage cans and give her some big ol’ coked-up butchy bitch of a cellmate with unbridled rage, a passion for knifeplay and a scorching case of herpes.
SHANKTASTIC!!
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Alana | January 19, 2009 at 9:36 am
Wow so I know this case is long over and really old but um HELLO the dogs are only what their bitch master makes them. They are NOT hounds from hell and they are NOT bloodthirsty. They are a product of some evil dumbshit and you have no right slandering the name of an entire breed of animal you bigot moron. Go to hell.
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lifeisacookie | January 19, 2009 at 11:06 am
Wow Alana — chill on the caffeine, babes
I rightly called their ‘master’ what you and I both agree she is but I am no stranger to the Presa and I know EXACTLY what they are bred for.
Further — these two dogs (which I singled out as HER mutant killer canines) ARE mutant killers with a solid body count of one.
I’m so sorry you can’t read … but there are self-help programs out there for folks like you though.
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kamal | January 26, 2009 at 4:08 pm
i like da dawg put dat bitch in jail not da dawg
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steadycat | May 19, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I was hoping she would get more time. She certainly deserved it. According to the book about the crime – the creepy woman from Satan’s lair was actually standing in the hallway watching as her beasts tore the poor woman apart. Satan’s girl claimed she couldn’t do anything. Sure she could. She could watch.
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Glenna Reeves-Jones | July 15, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Your rampant gibbering diatribe would be more compelling if you were articulate and literate. Your language level and writing skills are those of a 4th grader, rendering your attack as simple schoolyard whining.
You need to come across as someone with some basic education in order for your ramblings to be taken seriously. For one thing, the word is “torture” not turture. (Stay in school, kids or you too will be viewed as some ridiculous ghetto thug who can only hurl 4 letter epitaphs and throw childlike tantrums)
However, since base insults seem to be your only mode of discourse, I’ll sink to your level so you can understand me. You are a lowlife moron who isn’t qualified to write on this topic or any other until you get some education.
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lifeisacookie | July 15, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Well, for the record, there’s no point in being a ghetto thug unless you can be a ridiculous one so, kudos to me on my success in life!
Oh, and I’m not a lowlife moron.
I’m a lowlife moron dog-attack survirvor queen biatch to the extreme!!!
(get it right or get the fuck out, eh?)
And Glenna? Hon? You may want to tone down the meds juuuuuuust a bit. ‘Kay, toots?
That big ol’ bunchie bunch you’ve twisted your girlie parts into is showing.
Deep breaths …
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CogitoErgoCogitoSum | July 16, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Interesting… and disgusting.
Funny, but many women in our western culture claim not to be perverted or evil, threatening, or the like.
Those traditional, idyllic, and divinely inspired feminine virtues instilled in every woman by the grace of God. You know the type. Those sexist hypocrites, the self-righteous feminists.
More to the post though, I certainly dont think a seven year sentence is sufficient. If it were a man he’d be in jail for decades.. and you know it.
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Alana | July 17, 2009 at 8:16 am
I think the sentence would have been the same either way, man or woman, because it involves animals. If it were a man it may have gotten more press, and would probably have been sensationalized a bit more, but I really doubt the sentence would have been any heftier. And on your “sexist hypocrite” note, a LOT of men claim the same damn things, it’s the human condition, don’t sit here and compain about women, that’s not the issue. Either way the sentence should have been way longer.
Oh, and “Lifesacookie” I would probably be able to read this a bit better if you hadn’t written like a 6th grader. And you mentioned the breed’s name directly as if it were the breed and dog in general that was at fault. It doesn’t matter what they were bred for, if they came from sturdy stock and were raised correctly (and by someone SANE) they should never so much as growl at a human being. What happened is atrocious and it’s horrible that such things happen, I’m not denying that, but it comes from human beings, just like everything else that sucks about this world.
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lifeisacookie | July 20, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I write like a 6th grader because I’m a 4h grader so yay for my maturity!!!
Can’t wait for puberty!!!
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Noni | July 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Interesting bunch of comments.
Seems the folks who like these dogs are about as viscious as the some of the dogs themselves … why am I not surprised?
Is that true of all bad breed lovers?
But they’re right about one thing Cookie — you are very juvenile. Glad to see the years haven’t changed you.