Engaging!
July 29, 2008 at 4:08 pm 2 comments
Ok, so actress Maria ‘I’ve-Always-Been-Anti-Marriage’ Bello is engaged and isn’t that sweet and blah blah blah.
She and her “musician, artist and part-time waiter” boyfriend Bryn Mooser haven’t set an actual date or anything wedding-y like that – but they did confirm that they ”fell in love over a sheer passion of politics, Africa and cryptozoology.”
WFT?!?
Cryptozoology?!?
::: So that’s what they’re calling it these days, huh … :::
Wouldn’t it be a slice of complete AWESOME if they set up a table at the reception with place cards for Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster and a couple of Hobbit hotties from the bridal party?
Good times!!!
You know who else I bet gets a special invite?
Jake Gyllenhaal.
Girlfriend may want to consult a therapist about what’s really going on in her heart of hearts because she is totally bumpin’ bootie with a poor man’s version of the Jakester.
Take away the crazy hair and they’re the Olsen twins!
… well, Olsens with peen …
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Matt | July 29, 2008 at 9:08 pm
I was all excited about being on the guest list until I realized I’m going to be seated by two aliens from Area 51, the abominable snowman, and a stormtrooper. Ah well…
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Type Writer | July 29, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Hey, don’t knock stormtroopers; those guys know how to party…