Shia LeBeouf wouldn’t make it in Iran

July 28, 2008 at 1:03 pm 5 comments


So it was all party party party this weekend … ‘cept for Iran where a bunch of henchmen got together to hang about 30 people convicted of crimes including:

  • Murder (Ok yeah, that’s a bad thing)
  • Murder in commission of a crime (umm hmm yeah – ‘nuther bad one)
  • Being involved in illegal relationships — relationships between men and women who are not married to each other (sexy time in Iran = married time … got it!)
  • Being a public nuisance while drunk (wait. what?)
  • My first thought when reading that list was ‘Damn, I’m glad I don’t live in Iran!’.

    My next thought was ‘Damn, I kinda wish Madonna lived in Iran.’

    Then I thought ‘I bet Shia LaBeouf is glad he doesn’t live in Iran!’

    Hollywood’s favorite Shia-pet was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving Sunday about 3 a.m. when he rolled his truck after smacking it into another car. LeBooBoo bunged up his head, hand and knee.

    “It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest,” one officer said.

    This would seem like some sort of watered-down kiddie version of ‘strike 3′ – except there were other people involved … and injured.

    Just by way of recap:
    LeBonehead was ticketed early last year for ‘unlawful smoking’ (1) and then busted again in November (2) for being a colossal dumbass drunk in a Chicago Walgreens – which he blamed on being a slave to the bakky. And now this one (3).

    Hey Shithead – rehab is the new black.
    Think about it — before #4 leaves someone dead.

    ‘kay Boo Boo???

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    5 Comments

    • 1. wilddeuce  |  September 17, 2008 at 9:19 pm

      Shia Labeouf = Shithead Lepew.

      Indy 4 sucked, because this f-ed up jerk is in it. [comment redacted]

    • 2. Angel  |  November 15, 2008 at 6:08 pm

      Shia is for sure a greater guy than you are,because he is smoking & drinkink because it is his fathers fault-not everyone is perfect-you are the dumbass!!

    • 3. lifeisacookie  |  November 15, 2008 at 6:14 pm

      Whaaaa????

      I think Angel needs to step away from the sniffy-sniff before she comments …

    • 4. MommyCity  |  November 16, 2008 at 6:29 am

      Yep – You gotta watch it when we start drinkinK *hiccup*

    • 5. goddesspower978  |  April 20, 2009 at 3:29 pm

      Thanks for the public service announcement. Well said. Love, Goddess


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