Workin’ The Poll

Americans have spoken … again.
::: crystal ball time, woo hooo!!!! :::

Barry may have won the big barbecue contest but people with pets prefer their Maverick Beef!

Yep – another idiotic AP-Yahoo News poll found that pet owners favor John McCain over Barack Obama 42 percent to 37 percent, with dog owners particularly in McCain’s corner.
::: Can’t win ‘em  all, Barry!! :::

“From an image standpoint, nothing humanizes a candidate more than seeing him lovingly dote on his pet or toss a ball around on the White House lawn,” says American Kennel Club spokeswoman Lisa Peterson.
::: Well of course!!! I know I TOTALLY forget about that little ‘economy’ thing and that silly ‘war’ thing when I see Barney and Shrub cruisin’ the White House lawn together :::

So an attaboy goes to Big Mac in ‘Bid for the White House: Pet Edition’.
Geez has a mess of ‘mules back on the prop — including dogs, turtles, a cat, birds and some fish.
::: I don’t think their pets. He and Noah were in the same class — I think he’s just getting ready … :::

O’Beautiful, on the other hand, has no pets.
::: Mmmm-hmmmm. Exactly what one would expect from a known terrorist fist jabber!!! :::

 ”I think a person who owns a pet is a more compassionate person — caring, giving, trustworthy. I like pet owners,” said Massachusetts resident Janet Taylor.
::: Janet’s a shoo-in for re-election as President of the Michael Vick Fan Club!! :::

What’s next?
The ‘Americans who know their exact tire pressure” poll?!?