Toemercial appeal?

June 23, 2008

camel toe commercial

Only once in my life have I ever seen an instance of camel toe worse than this — and, at least, HIS was on purpose!

What I want to know — what I MUST know is just who in the hell screened the local auto dealership commercial featuring the spokestoe above and said ‘Now that there is a go for air, gents!’.

Was it a blind dude?
Was it her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend?
Was it that bitch from accounting who found out she lost out to ol’ blondie in the race to date the dealership’s F&I manager?

Seriously! Who could have possibly watched the teevee spot featuring this facially attractive woman wearing the horrifically ill-fitting khaki pants and thought ‘Yessss, whale tail — THAT’S what new car buyers are looking for!’

Someone who never made it down that far. That’s who.
Which means it had to be a man.

Blonde hair: CHECK
Ample boobage: CHECK
Almost too-tight shirt: CHECK

And the toemercial is born.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. 19thmayflower  |  June 23, 2008 at 11:48 am

    hehehehehe

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  • 2. Type Writer  |  June 24, 2008 at 5:19 am

    We need stations and scheduled air times, Cookie; don’t leave us hanging :)

    Reply
  • 3. lifeisacookie  |  June 24, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    You do NOT want to see it — I am embarassed for this poor woman!!
    But I think I saw it repetitvely on TLC, HGTV and ABC over the weekend.

    Reply
  • 4. writechic  |  November 3, 2009 at 1:42 am

    Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    Horrors!

    Reply

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