Mentioning the Unmentionables …

June 5, 2008 at 7:38 pm 7 comments


It’s official: Men Are Nasty.

Men wear old, stained, holey underwearAccording to a survey conducted by Jockey International — proud makers of tightie-whities since 1876 — hygiene has become a foreign concept and personal maintenance is just really, really, REALLY difficult for a big chunk of American men.

The Jockey poll discoverd that 26% of responders (more than a quarter of dudes in the entire country) own draahz that are five or more years old (blech!), and are in need of replacement (NO SHIT … err, well maybe a little).

But wait! There’s more!!

Inside this group is a sub-layer of obvious non-metrosexuals who own banana hammocks that are more than a decade old.
::: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth :::

Ladies — has your guy been dressing ol’ Frank and Beans in the same outfit since New Kids on the Block actually were new kids on the block???
Advice: Find out!

Seventy-seven percent of the men in the survey came clean about skivvies that, well, aren’t .
These Cro-Magnons fessed up that they’re keeping their vintage assrags even though the threads:
No longer fit (15%)
* beer and peanuts every night since you graduated college will do that …
Lost elasticity (30%)
* guessing from overuse? Putting the same pair on and off every day for years at a time’ll do that to elastic …
Are stained/not the original color (36%)
* ok, three guesses what those “stains” are from …
Are covered in holes (14%)
* when you can deficate AND urinate in any position – it’s time to consider a wardrobe change …

Y’all be so nasty!!

NEVER criticize my fuscia lace bustier and lime-green thong combo again, jackass!!

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7 Comments

  • 1. johnnypeepers  |  June 5, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    Isn’t that what washing machine are for? How about broads with their sweaty bras they been wearing for 10 years? What about them purses? They rummage through them with dirty paws all the time. I got under britches from 13 years ago and I ain’t gonna trash em because somebody else thinks they is nasty.

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  June 5, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    Johnnypeepers — you are so contrary!
    SMOOCHES — we luvs us some contrary!!
    But, babydoll – ditch the old threads and splurge on some of them new-fangled undies with that swanky double-stitching … we hear it’s ALL the rage in Europe!
    The ‘boys’ will thank you for it!!

  • 3. Type Writer  |  June 5, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    If we ever go out drinking, I’m requesting the fuschia-bustier/lime-green-thing combo (even if I don’t see it myself, I just want to know that you’re wearing it :))

    TW

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  June 5, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    hehe

  • 5. pollyannacowgirl  |  December 6, 2008 at 12:26 am

    My hubby has a pair of shawts that are ten years old. I remember because I bought them for him in Paris. Yeah. But they’re clean and all. He’s a very clean man.

  • 6. lifeisacookie  |  December 6, 2008 at 2:41 am

    whew! You go girl (I know you’re the reason his drahz are clean!)

  • 7. curious  |  December 7, 2008 at 4:10 am

    ole dirty drawers here. i got drawers in my drawers and that’s where they belong. i just can’t get used to keeping little willie locked up all the time. i guess about the only time i wear them is with a pair of slacks or a suit.

    now sleeping shorts is a whole different thing. i like the silk boxers for lounging around. gotta wear something to keep from scaring the lady folk.


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