So NOT bringing sexy back
May 21, 2008 at 2:03 pm 3 comments
Updated lyrics inspired by Andy Garcia’s fur coat:
He’s got a hairy back
Them paparazzi don’t know how to act
I think it’s gross what’s growing from your back
So turn around or I’ll throw up my snack
Take him to the spa!
Dirty back
You see that rear mane
Baby needs a shave
A nasty back rug makes me want to heave
It’s just that humans shouldn’t look this way
Take him to the spa!
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mary | November 4, 2011 at 2:22 pm
God our Father made u this way Mr. Garcia you’ll always be my favorite person/actor GOD BLESS !!!
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mary | November 4, 2011 at 2:47 pm
GET A LIFE PAPARAZZI !!! HOW ABOUT PIC OF YOUR PATHETIC SELF??? BE REAL!!! WE’RE PRAYING EXTRA HARD FOR Y’ALL ; ) PLEASE NOTE: NOT MY PLACE TO JUDGE YOU, JUST SAYING, FACTS ARE FACTS “AMEN”
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lifeisacookie | November 6, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Mary — step AWAY from the crackpipe …