Whatever upset him must have been BAAAAADDDDD

A Minnesota man, somewhere between 19 and 21 years old, apparently tried to Fargo himself this week.

CRINGE-WORTHY!

He just might have pulled it off were it not for some quick-thinking, do-gooder tree service guys who shut down the industrial-sized wood shipper just after suicide man dove in head first.

Yes, you read that right … they shut it off just after he dove in head first.

::: don’t think Band-Aid makes anything for that :::

As you guessed, the man suffered ’severe, life-threatening injuries to his head and torso’ and is now an ICU patient at Regions Hospital in St. Paul.

The local teevee station, 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS, says it doesn’t normally report suicides, but since the incident took place in a public area they figured, ‘aww shit, what the heck’.
As an added bonus, a hardware store’s surveillance camera may have captured the event on tape.

Any guesses on how long before the station has a second helping of ‘aww shit, what the heck’ and airs that mess?