WHORE!

May 2, 2008 at 4:48 pm 11 comments


Barbara WaltersIn what I can only  assume is either a white-trash marketing ploy to hawk her new book or a desperate attempt to stay socially (if not politically) relevant, aging gasbag Barbara Walters is whorin’ herself out all over town and blabblin’ all her bidness!!

During a segment on today’s ‘Oprah Winfrey Show’, Babba Wawa revealed she had an affair in the 1970s with married US Senator Edward Brooke (R-Mass.).

But why, exactly, is a thirty-year-old booty call news now?

Party line:
1. Walters is the most famous successful woman in broadcasting. (Prior to selling out hosting the empty chatfest we know as ‘The View’, she practiced actual journalism from time to time.)
2. Brooke was the first elected African American since Reconstruction and he was married at the time of their tryst.

Real deal:
1. Walters is a smug, uppity white woman who likes to look down on the little people from her television pulpit while dismissing them at the same time with a wave of her perfectly manicured hand has a book to sell. She’s boring, self-righteous and completely disconnected from ‘real’ working human types so she knows she’s got to sex-ploit the hell outta this shit in order to make some coin off this tome.
2. The ‘revelation’ was made during the May Sweeps period before the Exalted Altar of Oprah (along with other craptastic television moments like  David Blaine’s idiot breath-holding nonsense and Tom Cruise’s luuurv hemhorrage).
3. There’s this black guy named Barry who’s all tryin’ to be president and stuff and Babs is all ‘Oooo, Ooooo, I know about black people. I even fucked one for a while. Listen to me! Watch my show! Read my book!!! I STILL MATTER!!!

You know, I don’t know what’s more disgusting …
1. The thought of that dried up, wrinkly old broad doin’ the nasty and bumpin’ uglies with anyone
2. That no one respects even their OWN privacy anymore

Wait, yeah I do …

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11 Comments

  • 1. fabfemale  |  May 2, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    Isn’t she a tad old for this? Attention Whore!

  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  May 2, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    Fo Shizzle!

  • 3. Ben K  |  May 2, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    It is obviously about the book. Why else would she bring up that happened like 30 years ago?

  • 4. lifeisacookie  |  May 2, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    that was my thought too, Ben … yup

  • 5. Type Writer  |  May 2, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    Well, why should Star Jones hog all the attention? :)

  • 6. lifeisacookie  |  May 2, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    haha, you used Star Jone and hog in the same sentence. SCORE!

  • 7. Type Writer  |  May 2, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    > haha, you used Star Jones and hog in the same sentence. SCORE!

    And score one for you for noticing my deliberate choice of words, proving once again that you’re One Smart Cookie :)

  • 8. lifeisacookie  |  May 2, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    ;)

  • 9. Type Writer  |  May 7, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    On the radio this morning, I heard snippets of Babwa on Oprah. The Big O did everything but call her a ho to her face, and Barbra kept trying to spin things in a nicer way. For example, Barbra objected to being described as Sen. Brooke’s mistress, since, as she put it, she was working on the Today show and making her own money. Oprah’s response was a long drawn-out “Okayyy…”
    Later, Oprah commented that Barbra’s book talks about the many men she’s had; Barbra didn’t like the term “many”, but Oprah carried on using it. Score two for the O…

  • 10. lifeisacookie  |  May 7, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    She also used that interview to talk about Star Jone’s gastric bypass surgery … ugh … I seriously think she’s having an ongoing senior moment here …

  • 11. I mind that he did « Life Is A Cookie  |  October 20, 2008 at 10:41 am

    [...] watching Barbara Walters’ desperate attempt to stay relevant by broadcasting tales of a thirty-year-old bi-racial booty call with a married US Senator and now I have to deal with this [...]


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