Debbie Does Divorce?
Today we find out that Debbie Clemens’ other half was injecting the ol’ pocket Rocket into Paulette Daly (the ex-wife of golf’s original badboy, John) and Mindy McCready during the Clemens’ near-24-year union.
And, in true hillbilly fashion — Roger and Mindy began knockin’ boots when she was a mere 15-Mylie Cyruses-old.
*For those of you keeping track at home — Clemens would have been 28 at the time. Now, I’m no expert or anything but I think that’s called statutory rape.
::: I can’t put my finger on it … but there is something eerily similar about these gals … hmmm :::
Methinks the Rocketman ought to give heavy thought to dropping that defamation of character suit against scuzzball Brian McNamee. Sure, McNamee’s a douche but Clemens need only look in a mirror to find the person responsible for his predicament.
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Let’s dust off that February prediction, shall we?
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