You mean it wasn’t true love?!?
April 23, 2008
In a completely and totally shocking development, original Bridezilla Star Jones has filed for divorce from Big Gay Al.
We know — who could have seen THAT announcement coming … I heart sarcasm
In a statement to “Entertainment Tonight,” she said: “Several years ago I made an error in judgment by marrying a manlover, incessantly hyping the nuptials, having corporate sponsors for my wedding inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce just like everyone predicted would happen.”
::: Star Jones talking about her ‘intimate areas’ = nasty :::
She drones on … “The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone’s life that requires privacy with one’s thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman.”
And by handling the sitch with dignity and grace she means she couldn’t snag any corporate sponsorship for the breakup.
::: bew hew :::
Poor girl — it’s hard, we know. Almost nothing tastes as bad as crow …
Entry Filed under: Gossip, News, entertainment, fun, funny, life, unbelievable. Tags: Al Reynolds, divorce, hollywood, Star Jones, Television, The View.
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Type Writer | April 28, 2008 at 2:32 pm
But which celebrity divorce are you more “surprised” by, Star Jones’ or Garry Coleman?
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lifeisacookie | April 28, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I have to say I’m more surprised by Gary Coleman … I have hope for him, whereas I don’t believe there is now (nor was there ever) any hope for either Star or Al …