The Weekly Prediction

Today we debut a new, hopefully weekly –  more likely whenever-I-think-about-it feature we will call The Weekly Prediction (clever, no? I really dug deep to come up with that one). I’ve chosen today, February 27 for no particular reason at all other than nothing else is jazzing me today so here goes!

This week’s prediction: Roger Clemens (or soon-to-be Inmate 98233647 as I like to call him) will soon know what it’s like to have roll over, bitch commanded of him sweet nothings whispered to him after the prison guard finishes his lights out routine on the Rocket’s first day in the pen (which is NOT short for bullpen, wink wink – but you know his nickname will get him a LOT of attention — and shower buddies YAY!).

I predict it. It is so.