John McCain is a sexy bitch

Well, actually he’s a really, really (really) old guy — but he’s been bringing the hotness – at least according to the New York Times, who endorsed him not that long ago but now calls the very character they hailed into question with allegations he fucked had a somewhat inappropriate relationship with a female lobbyist.

Which begs the question — who the hell really cares about this shit? Seriously.

I really don’t care if he got his freak on with a lobbyist or a librarian or a llama (well, ok, I might care about the llama ..). I mean, his marriage to the very plastic lovely Cindy McCain is the product of an affair, so it’s not like either of them are new to the idea of a little extracurricular voe-dee-oh-doh, if you know what I mean …

Get in there Big Mac and tap it, slap it and drop it like it’s hot! Go for it — you have my blessing. You KNOW Barry and Michelle are doin’ it …

I neither need nor do I want my president to be my priest. I don’t want him to be the Pope or even an alter boy (whom I hear are pretty popular with Republicans …). The president is not my moral compass. Never has been. My president needs to be smart, clear-headed and diplomatic. The anti-Bush, if you will.

So go ahead and work out the kinks guys (and gal — I’m not counting you out, Hills!). Get your freak on frequently to keep the other pipes clean and the mind free, ‘kay?

Politicians be so nasty! ;O