No more ‘shroomin’ around!

January 24, 2008 at 11:43 pm 3 comments

Muffin topSeriously — this shit does not look good.

Just because you can get your fat ass in there doesn’t mean we want to look at the rest of you oozing and squooshing it’s way back out. And doesn’t it hurt? C’mon — I think it hurts. It looks like it hurts. 

I find it hella painful to look at, so stop ‘kay? No more muffin-butt, no more ‘schroomin’ around, just say no to crack and all that.

Pretty please with a big ol’ dollop of lard-covered kisses on top?

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Y’all ain’t gonna BELIEVE this shit! FU, MK

3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. unknown  |  February 4, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    thats fucking mean
    basterd

    Reply
  • 2. lifeisacookie  |  February 5, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    Hey ‘Unknown’ — two things, if you’re going to post, be brave enough to add a name (or just make one up — be creative, don’t be a coward) …
    and it’s bastard — with an a not an e.

    Lurn 2 Spell … ‘kay pumpkin?

    Reply
  • 3. greeneydgrrl  |  January 24, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Happy Birthday Cookie!!!!! You’re all grown up! *Kisses*

    Reply

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